From Last Week

This is a kitty driving a shopping basket down Michigan Ave while throwing up rainbows. S/he is saying "I don't feel so good." I don't blame him/her. I wouldn't feel so good if I were throwing up rainbows. It would be way better than traditional vomit though. Is this too much information?

This is a porcupine suing Deborah Messing for sexual harassment. Only the porcupine looks more like a hedgehog  and Deborah doesn't look anything like herself...

I drew these last week but forgot to post them. Thanks for the ideas Mike and Lisa!

- Kim

A Little Bragging

Yesssssssssssss.

- Kim

This is how I feel part II

I still don't know what this means...

- Kim

Kangaroo Dog Hybrid?

This is how I feel today. I'm not really sure what that means...

- Kim

Catching up on my hand drawings.

The bird is saying, "HELP!!!" This is because the sky is melting.

 The dog is saying, "Woof <3 Coffee." The fax machine is saying, "beep!"

The guitar being played by the rabbit with a Mohawk is playing, "Wah na na!" The arrow pointing to building is indicating that it is the Empire State Building.

I'm sorry that my cellular phone takes terrible pictures.

- Kim

I made an origami fortune teller.

It predicts how you're going to die.

The fortunes include:

   - Face stabbed and eaten by Beyonce on stage

   - Choke on something embarrassing

   - Starve to death after being kept on the phone for 3 months

   - Burned to death by a pot of scalding hot coffee

Yup. This is what I do while I'm at work...

- Kim

ET Phone Home

Also, this was at work yesterday. I'd like to think that they actually mean "samples of ET". That would be silly.

-Kim

Angry Turtles and Unicorns

It says, "Santa Michaelangelo" on the sailboat.

I've been slacking, but I drew these on days when I was on a slow computer. I drew others too, but I haven't taken pictures of them yet.

-Kim

I can't focus

It's just one of those days.

-Kim

The Adventures of Leady the Plastic Surgeon: Part 4

Leady comes up with a plan to get his wife back AND gets to show off his surgery skills. Two birds, one stone.

- Kim

RAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!

The Adventures of Leady the Plastic Surgeon: Part 3

Leady's wife, Magenta, leave hims for Penny. It explains a lot of his marriage difficulties.

- Kim

The Adventures of Leady the Plastic Surgeon: Part 2

Saving the environment one leaf and piece of duct tape at a time.

- Kim

The Adventures of Leady the Plastic Surgeon: Part 1

And a series is born. Again, thanks Mike.

- Kim

Trash Bag VS Mice

A trash bag refusing to be picked up by mice in Africa. Thanks Mike.

-Kim

Panda sings to his friend the beehive

Thanks again to Mike for the suggestion.

- Kim

And this is what I drew...

So, Mike and Brian came up with this drawing idea: A doughnut having a heart attack with his friend the fish inside a very offensive computer.

- Kim

A New Take on the Princess and the Frog...

She has no idea that he isn't a prince.
Thanks to Mike for the drawing idea!

- Kim

Ninja Hamster

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Mike came up with this brain child. This is him being attacked/chased by a ninja hamster.

- Kim

My co-workers are awesome.

I asked Amber and Lisa what I should draw. This is a combination of their suggestions.

- Kim

Kim practices cursive

Yup - still looks like a 3rd grader.

- Kim

I can explain

I swear I haven't been slacking off. My sister and I in addition to the rest of our family decided to throw a surprise birthday party for my mother. Since she sometimes checks the blog, I didn't want to risk ruining the surprise. I drew these as decoration for her party.

- Kim

Bananas smell really good.

 

This is why Scott throws out his peel in my trash can.

- Kim

This is how I feel today

It's ok because there's no caffeine in yerba mate.

-Kim

My computer is too slow to run paint: Part II

This is the evil coughing monster. I currently have a sinus infection.

But that's ok because Scott got me a loaf of day old bread from Jimmy John's. He loves bread too.

- Kim

I'm sick today

Yup.

-Kim

Songs stuck in my head today:

Hooray for the Dresden Dolls, Cat Stevens, and Sam Cooke.

- Kim

Clearly I had nothing better to draw today.

This is the inside of my eyelids.

- Kim

Tallying can be fun.

Clearly, the 5th tally is my favorite. Also, I'm not actually left handed.

- Kim

Coffe Injection

 

Happy Monday!

- Kim

Polar Bears on the Beach

 

I asked Scott what I should draw. He said polar bears on the beach. This is what I would like to imagine that he would imagine.

- Kim

Pulling Teeth

Some conversations make me feel like this. Especially when people answer scale of 0-10 questions with "Yes".

- Kim

This is what happens when I use a computer that's too slow to run paint...

This is a drawing of my amazing kitty, Eric. A disproportionate, blue drawing of him.

- Kim